it's time to throw your toys

ok,to get this started,i'll talk about what can really annoy me.

you see,in afrikaans we have a saying,and this saying is used when you find someone who has a face that makes you want to hit that person.

basically,we'd say that person has a 'moor-my gesig',which basically means that someone has a 'hit-me face'.

this phenomenon usually occurs when you find someone who annoys you soo much that whenever you see that person,you feel like hitting him...hard.

i am saying this now cos the other day i met someone who really annoyed me,and i saw him again today and it has stuck in my mind,so hold me back otherwise things're gonna get ugly...

wow,that was quite a hectic comment,i hope i haven't scared anyone off.

lol!! im saying nothing...lol

Loads of things annoy me nah not really certain things annoy me like rain! and pointless things...

Angua

or what about things with points?...

*nods head*
pointy screwdrivers are extremely annoying, especially when someone is trying to stab you with one.

oooo,i know what you mean.

one of my friends got stabbed by a pointy chisel in the leg,and he had to get a shot.

boy bands that stand up at the key change... they annoy me

i hate sunday mornings and tuesdays!! i think we should get rid of tuesdays

Angua

noooo way,tuesdays rock!!!!!!!!!!i think we should get rid of thursdays,i mean,what kind of name is thursday...

NOO!! i like thursdays!! its the best day of the week sept mondays, yes i like mondays!

Angua

thursdays are nice, and yeah tuesdays are a waste of time. Hmmm i have a string band on tuesdays...down with tuesdays!

blast you!!!!!!!!!!tuesdays rock!!!i play tennis on tuesdays.

*starts shouting* down with tuesdays, down with tuesdays...

*covers angua's mouth with ducktape*

bloody TUESDAYS are AWESOME,down with the rest of the week!!

ONLY TUESDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All days of da week shud be SATURDAYS! HA! SATURDAY ROCKS! BADGERBADGER...*goes bursar*

bursar?was that you?...damn you DBES!!!you almost had me fooled!!(not really)but believe what you want,cos now you're gonna believe that you did have me fooled,or you might believe me when i say you didn't.

that's another thing i get really annoyed about,open-ended comments like this.innuendo's and ambiguity and stuffs is what are making me much conf.. conf.. hungry,must get food.

Lots of things annoy me, but none that I can think of now (which, objectively speaking, must mean I'm a happy person). Except one small thing. DBES's signature is a misquote: where it reads "as well as I should like", it should read "half as well as I should like". That is all.

I shall take this opportunity to tell the world that yesterday was in fact, Valentine's Day. Not Valentines Day.

And on behalf of the world, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for this observation.

and on behalf of the world i tell you that i don't like saying things like 'on behalf of the world'

I HATE THE GOVERNMENT! THEY ARE VERY LAME FOR ONE REASON! ok ill stop shouting now. well they are lame for lots of reasons, but what cheesed me off today is their riduclous ways of teaching kids about safe sex. it is basically non existant. and where it is applied it is total rubbish no-one understands and is written in supposably "cool" language that every young person finds stupid so ignores.

it is something i feel strongly about! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!

*shakes fist and pointy sticks*

yeah,government sucks!!!ours is full of crap,we had a deputy-president who is in court due to rape charges.he's now got aids and he thought if he took a shower stright after sex he would cure himself.we've also got a guy who spends over R1000 a day(about 80 pounds) on food.all the taxpayers money,he also uses taxpayers money for private flights for family to exotic places.

ooo,ponder is shaking pointy sticks,everyone DUCK FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!

i have a long history with pointy sticks. so you all better watch out for when my communist regime takes over the UK, then THE WORLD!!!

yeah,and he'll do it all with pointy sticks too,you just watch...when you take over the world ponder,can i have a job?

I can't speak for tuesday's since I don't know any personally...but Thursdays rock, for the simple reason that is it 'Thor's Day' originally...and thor is AWESOME. He has several hammers.

I also hate people who think people care about their family, women who scream at their kids in public, parents who let their kids run around unsupervised in pubs, working in a pub, working, being poor, people in general (but not specific people) and France.

I also hate the type of complete chavvy scum that we seem to get in my work, who have no desire to better themselves but seem instead quite happy to wallow in their own filth and left over beer and cigarette butts, while the hard working people who clean up after them pay for their dole money.
Its not the fact they are unemployed, or poor, or whatever, its the fact they are happy to stay that way.
"It's no sin to be born in the gutter, but t'is an awful sin to want to stay there."

Brownie points, and possibly flapjack points to anyone who knows where that quote is from

(DISCLAIMER: You will not recieve any brownies or flapjacks nor any other type of baked confection, candy, sweet, cake, dessert, pudding or toasted bread product. This does not affect your statutory rights.)

oooo thor,bloody chavvs!!!!!!!stupid people who shout at children in public places,bloody work!!!FRANCE,nuff said!!!

ooo,brownies????

no brownies.

I think i should clarify btw..I don't hate people who are on the dole per say, I hate people who are on the dole and have no intention of ever getting a proper job.

thor is awesome...

yeah,thor does rock,we used to play a game in high school(those were the days...)where we had this piece of lead the size of your palm that was in the shape of a hammer(what a long sentence)and one person used to stand away from the tree and throw it up above the tree while everyone else stood under the tree(you must understand that this tree was pretty big,about 2 storeys high)and we waited till the lead hammer fell to the floor,or onto someone,if it hit you you had to run and touch some predetermined object before everyone beat you down.ahhh,the things you do in highschool,we called the game 'the tree decides'

drag your hide over to the duel this weekend (hopefully) (I may have my computer brought dopwn then and then i'll even get a bed sometime) and I'll show you a thing or three.

back to topic: I enjoy many things; women, chocolate, TV and some illegal things that I can't discuss here because the FBI is already monitoring everything.

P.S. if anyone understands Linear algebra matrices please contact me becuase my lecturer uses words I understand just not together

don't speak to me about maffs,i no nuffin',which is why i don't study it

don't you hate it when you are walking across the street and some b*****d is driving past and speeds up so you have to run,but isn't it cool when you're the one driving and you speed up when someone is walking across the street so they have to run.

except in america where pedestrians walk through the pelican crossings* armed to the teeth.

I hate it when you're building a mall motor and you put one of the permanent magnets (rather prmitive I know but we couldn't be bothered to build a universal motor) around the wrong way and a charge builds up and you nearly touch the exposed wire forgetting that the air-con keeps the room dry and a nice 3000volt spark hits you and you do the "I just hit myself in the nuts accidentally by releasing the elastic of my flanel pijama bottoms unexpectedly" dance singing the lost ethereal lyrics "OWOWOWOWOAHAHOWOWOWOWHYWHYWHWY!!??OWOWGODITHURTSOWMYFINGEROW"
or in my case the Nordic transliteration:
"OSH*TOSH*TF*CKTHISF*CKG*DDAMNF**KINGTH*NGI****HATETHIS****PIECE***-***A****G****R**C****S*********GVUFIDVBPSBVDS*************************************************-********************!-ouch"

and it hurts muchfully

*a pelican crossing is one where there is no zebra but there are lights right of way is given by lights but you can't hit them if they got on when the light was green.
On a zebra here you always give right of way to the people too poor to afford a car
A wombat crossing is the same as a zebra except that the whole thing is a misshappen speed hump as well.