hey, this is an idea i've seen in some forums, where someone comes up with a subject type thing, eg. "top 10 things not to say to your boss" and people reply one by one with the top ten, counting down. Anyone want to start?
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8] I ate it
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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well I thought that 9.) is cooler than 10.)
so 7.) I was on my own burial
My magic is bigger than my brain...
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6) Homework? HOMEWORK??!! you're not looking at the big picture! afghani and egyptian terrorists attacke the US. WE MUST INVADE IRAQ! anyone who come to me about homework is a commie...btw we're gonna invade them too. [hurrumph] homework!
that's my theory anyway
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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5) I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked =[
Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.
--Rincewind, "Interesting Times"
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4) Aliens abducted it for research - they think it's a new form of tormenting device.
Everything's got an end. A sausage has even got two.
Sausages! Hot sausages! Inna bun! Meat pies! Get them while they're hot!
... Hole food! Hole food! Rat! Rat! Rat-onna-stick! Rat-in-a-bun! Get them while they're dead!
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3) I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad
Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.
--Rincewind, "Interesting Times"
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2) it strikes me as horrendous that some people can be so uncarring. that "homework" would have cost a million trees their lives. how many squirrels must lose their homes and die for your vindication?
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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This is the commonest, happens all the time^^
1) Homework? What homework? I don't remember no homework!
Everything's got an end. A sausage has even got two.
Sausages! Hot sausages! Inna bun! Meat pies! Get them while they're hot!
... Hole food! Hole food! Rat! Rat! Rat-onna-stick! Rat-in-a-bun! Get them while they're dead!
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Top ten barbies that never made it.
10) 'Save the Whales' Barbie
Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.
--Rincewind, "Interesting Times"
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oh, I've had that one
so what's next?
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nice
9) university graduate barbie or independently employed barbie
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Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.
--Rincewind, "Interesting Times"
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7) openly homosexual barbie
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6) Rehab Barbie
Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.
--Rincewind, "Interesting Times"
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5) kkk barbie, hispanic/black barbie, white trash barbie, obese american barbie [all roughly the same caliber]
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4.) Alien Barbie
My magic is bigger than my brain...
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3. invisible Barbie. the sales were horrible.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
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Actually, it was Lupus one time.
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2 transexual barbie
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1) Divorced Barbie the reason being it was too expensive she came with Kens House, Kens Car, Kens horse etc ...
Where are we going and why am i in this handbasket?...
...Oh! always try to look on the bright side...
... Um anybody got any marshmellows.?
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Top ten ways of how NOT to say "Hello Mum" when appearing on TV
Where are we going and why am i in this handbasket?...
...Oh! always try to look on the bright side...
... Um anybody got any marshmellows.?
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10) the so called jerry spronger method: have the message atatooes on one's chest (if one is a whte trash woman) and show mum one;s new tatoo
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9]being caught on tv for a drugbust and you walk past in the background with cuffs on
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