Top 10

hey, this is an idea i've seen in some forums, where someone comes up with a subject type thing, eg. "top 10 things not to say to your boss" and people reply one by one with the top ten, counting down. Anyone want to start?

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8] I ate it


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well I thought that 9.) is cooler than 10.) Wink

so 7.) I was on my own burial


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6) Homework? HOMEWORK??!! you're not looking at the big picture! afghani and egyptian terrorists attacke the US. WE MUST INVADE IRAQ! anyone who come to me about homework is a commie...btw we're gonna invade them too. [hurrumph] homework!

that's my theory anyway


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5) I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked =[


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4) Aliens abducted it for research - they think it's a new form of tormenting device.


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3) I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad


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2) it strikes me as horrendous that some people can be so uncarring. that "homework" would have cost a million trees their lives. how many squirrels must lose their homes and die for your vindication?


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This is the commonest, happens all the time^^

1) Homework? What homework? I don't remember no homework!


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Top ten barbies that never made it.

10) 'Save the Whales' Barbie


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oh, I've had that one

so what's next?


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nice

9) university graduate barbie or independently employed barbie


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Cool Spousal Abuse Barbie


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7) openly homosexual barbie


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6) Rehab Barbie


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5) kkk barbie, hispanic/black barbie, white trash barbie, obese american barbie [all roughly the same caliber]


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4.) Alien Barbie


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3. invisible Barbie. the sales were horrible.


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2 transexual barbie


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1) Divorced Barbie the reason being it was too expensive she came with Kens House, Kens Car, Kens horse etc ...


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Top ten ways of how NOT to say "Hello Mum" when appearing on TV


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10) the so called jerry spronger method: have the message atatooes on one's chest (if one is a whte trash woman) and show mum one;s new tatoo


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9]being caught on tv for a drugbust and you walk past in the background with cuffs on


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