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I guess that either we don't, or I'm just disinformed (which is more likely ). Never heard of it.

Revelations rock! It's completely and purely black metal! (or actually 2000 year old politics...)

@sgt l: we dont have it, cos we only have the old testiment, but you can get the new here or there and i read rev. once. the awesomest thing (besdies the antichrist, the horsemen and the general doomsday events ) is that it can either be just a rebelious text against the roman empire, written in code, or reffering to our time . more of that tomorrow, its late.

misinformed...disinformed means someone tok steps to take away your information....would be interesting

hmmm well, you really need one it's cool, but the old testaments got the cool stuffs

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

ok, here's how it's gonna go down, I shall post all the chuck jokes known to man, and after that the new topic shall be....top 10 gods-that-don;t-exist-but-should-cos-they-would-be-cool-and-whose-skills-would-be-known-by-their-names

some of the jiokes, were repeates, explicit or just plain crap so i cut them

ok new plan...since it's an 8 page long list, i'lkl post it in the jokes forum and yu can all visit it

is it from uncyclopedia? cos that site rocks

no i believe it was form ducksh*t.com

right then
10) god of music

but he does exist

9) god of spawning idiots...you know there's too many fo them for it to be a coincidence...course dumb ppl cant figure this out so he bet on the wrong horse

God of godd*mn computers (trying to play mpeg4 file)

**edited by ang, watch your language please**

ooOOOoo you said a naughty...what did you say?

god of drivers who don;t go at the green light...apparently the reason for this is that in China* the only real 2 rules of the road are stop at the red light and don;t ever give way (yield). one more reason never to go there

*not that the chinese are the worst, but they are one group of ppl who never go at the green light

cos the LINE NEVER MOVES!! i wait like ages to see the forst 3 cars get through one long green light! it's appaling! I demand capital punishment for suh ppl, in itally if you get hit from behind at the green light it's your fault legally cos green=pedal to the metal

yeah, use italian drivers as a good example, very smart

oh they're insane..there's a youtube vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYXbddoVjTY&NR=1about an italian woman trying to parallel park...funny

hmm
Seems we need to re-revive this thread becuz I like it and it was fun.

Next subject:

Top 10 craziest people in history (you have to give a reason to why they deserve the title)

naa, i think not. how about, erm, top ten best movie \ tv cliches?

10) I love you

you can't say it without sounding corny anymore...such a waste...sucha good line too

9) Sword fights when more efficient weapons are available.

8] later finding out that he's her long lost something or other

7) Twins !!!! but then that goes back to Billy WobblySpears before the age of movies

6) eventually realising that their morals won;t allow them to do the more lucrative thing and instead go home to their [whatever] and live in abject poverty...usually accompanied by a speech or some moral sort

5) It all began when...

Not used only in movies/tv, I seen some books and games that start like that.

4) ...ooooooo you're gonna need a montage (montage) oooo yeah a montage (montage) even rocky had a montage (montage) [fade out] always fade out in a montage (montage) if you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage (montage)

3) if youre drunk and in las vegas, youll wake up with a ring on your finger.

2) To a cabbie: "Follow that car!"

1) the power was inside you all along billy, you just needed to belive

top ten things you think in fornt of the bathroom mirror

10) Who is THAT?!

9) [X-rated sound effects]

what's that weird person doing in MY bathroom???

7) I guess I shouldn't have done that after all...

6) I thought men couldn;t get pregnan.....oh...bugger

5) hmm...there's a man standing behind me with a clu---*thunk*

4) hey sexy [I got tired of my depression so I stuck Brad Pitt's face on my mirror]

3.) I should hang-up a picture in front of that...

i have THE number 1 for this, so do the 2nd later:

1. Are you talking to me? are you talking to me?! theres no-one else here, so you must be talking to me!

cmon, EVERYBODY does that !

I don't.

2) Haha, he's wearing his watch on the wrong hand!

Top 10 ways to kill people (did we already have this one? I think not...oh well)

nor do I.
... BD is there something you'd like to share with the class?

10) give an old asian a volvo, a large hat, rear veiw ornament and take away their glasses.

apparently the chinese believe in only 2 rules:
1- STOP at the red light
2- NEVER give way

in consequence I am never going there..well that and the weekly emails from amnesty international

9) Drop a meteor on them^^

8] let them look in the mirror

7) brake a mirror on their heads^^

I know that's not that good a way, but in connection to * it's good^^

6)put them in a crappy hollwood scary block buster...they'll kill em in some mildy amusing way

5) make them log on to this site...

4) legalise firearms and watch them kill themsleves

3) legalize serious drugs and as above.

2) invent a sport, the object of which is to annihilate the other side. Call it simething harmless like football, bring cheerleaders to make men tag along and then pit them off against each other...and collect tickets

1) Knife

Never fails.

and what's the next topic then?

10 most creative excuses for not doing your homework?

9.) my rabbit devoured it?

why you starting with 9?

Well then I'll do 10

10) It devoured my rabbit, and had to go on a no-writing diet^^