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hey, this is an idea i've seen in some forums, where someone comes up with a subject type thing, eg. "top 10 things not to say to your boss" and people reply one by one with the top ten, counting down. Anyone want to start?

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7 Visit all the secret bases around the world to check out things like why do you need an air base(Area 54) the size of Wales to hide a broken weather balloon. Wink and maybe find out if there are 53 more interesting places to go.


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wasnt it area 51?


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wasnt it area 51?

You maybe right but for every typo there is a conspiracy theory or new world fable

http://www.fables.org/winter04/area54.html

and to keep to the thread purpouse

6) Catch up on your to read list as there wont be any more written to read unless you read your own autobiography Twisted Evil


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5) write an autobiography


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4) find a clear highway, take a ferari from some posh car place and drive, drive, drive!


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3) read everything Pterry ever wrote


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2] try to enable the continuity of menkind


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1) try to understand what he just said

top ten reasons y Pterry kicks dicken's (and all other "obsolete i.e.e pre-Pterry authors') arses


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10) Discworld

Seems to sum it up.


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Hey... don't try to box pTerry into just one series... what about the truly awesome

9. Bromeliad books

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Hey... don't try to box pTerry into just one series... what about the truly awesome

9. Bromeliad books

MS

I wasn't. I stated, that having written DW he's already above all others.

8. His books are funny. You don't get that every day.


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7) he affords us a convenient way of quickly finding out if a member of society is worth our time


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6] good omens


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5. The hat!


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4. If not for him, no Thud and no Thudgame.com Smile


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3. hes awesome.
2. very awesome.
1. well, err, general awesomeness.

top 10 ways to gain WORLD DOMINATION!!!


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10. buy a fluffy white cat and stroke it a lot.


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9) join the secret society that wants to have WORLD DOMINATION!!! and that i am not a member in Wink


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8] that's my society - GET . . . . . . . MONEY . . . . . . .LOTS OF MONEY


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7) A. take a cockroach and give him a brain, then wait till the other roaches make him their leader. B. make a deal with the cockroaches - they make you their leader, and in exchange, you tell them that they can survive A-bombs. C. go into a nuke shelter and wait till the noises stop. D. come out and take your throne as the roaches' leader.


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One word says it all...

6) Fences


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5) an army of werevegetables


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4) subjugate people with THE TIGER or make a websdite and convince ppl that it is the only reality and that as admin you are the true leader


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3) be the friend of a little with mouse who tries it every night
*goes of singing*


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dood do you actually have a friend like that?


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3) be the friend of a little with mouse who tries it every night
*goes of singing*

like Lee says...
ROFLMAO!!!! Very Happy Laughing Very Happy
nice one!!


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become a huge giant robot with killy lasers and guns. no-one really argues with that.


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and the easiest way to gain WORLDDOMINATION is:

1) being Chuck Norris!!!

TOPTEN FACTS about CHUCK NORRIS
some suggestions

and for the sarge: everyone should have a friend called brain, but in my case it is just a white mouse Sad


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a fav of mine...I've read soo many

10) chuck norris once counted to infinity...twice


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9)chichk norris has 2 speeds: walk and kill


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8] CN is suing NBC claining that law and order are trademarks of his left and right legs


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7) Chuck Norris has sued Yngvie Malmsteen for his trademark over-arrogance.


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chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass at night


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5) when God created the huge rock He couldnt lift, Chuck Norris came and lifted it for Him.


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Quote:

when God created the huge rock He couldnt lift, Chuck Norris came and lifted it for Him

Never heard that before


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what, the huge rock or the whole thing?


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same here, never heard that quote before...though I am aware fo the paradox.

darkness has a night light to keep chuck norris away
they say under his beard there is no chicn...just another fist

counbt it as one thing not 2


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If I've understood correctly, Billy Boy here is from Israel, and thus likely jewish, who likely have a different translation of the genesis.

3?) Chuck Norris beat Jackie Chan in A Final Battle


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The Black Gate wrote:

If I've understood correctly, Billy Boy here is from Israel, and thus likely jewish, who likely have a different translation of the genesis.

lol! good one. and its you guys that have the translation Wink
the huge rock is the answer to religious people claiming that god is omnipotent, namely "O RLY? so, can he creat a rock so huge that even he cant lift it?" causing the religious fellow to go "well.. err, thats a real conundrum-ilinidink you got there, friend". im pretty sure i read that specipic CNism somewhere in uncyclopedia.


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Good point about the translation thing... Interesting omnipotency dilemma, I'll have to use it in my many arguments with god-gang.


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don;t bother dude, you can;t beat them. the final answer to anything is "well if you belive, it doesn't matter" If they believe then you can;t chenge their opinions even with all the loopholes and hypocracies of the bible (funny trhing, Lot was spared the destruction of sodom 'cos he wasn't a sodomite i.e. commit sodomy and yet later on when his daughters didn't have husbands they took turns having sex with their father so now he's insestuous which I'm pretty sure God wasn't too crash hot on either)

but back to CN:

CN's sound system isn;t measured in watts, it's in horse power


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Yeah, I've read the Lot in Sodom and Gomorra thing myself and found it extremely funny. I find it always funny when the church stabs itself in the back.


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errr, i dont like to defend the god gang, as you so rightously called them, but i must point out that lot isnt to blame - his daughters, after fleeing from the burning cities, apparently thought that they and their father were only only people left on earth, and they had to continue the human race, so they gave lot wine until he was drunk and then slept with him. lot didnt really notice what was going on Wink

btw, i once read an 8-line summary of the bible (or atleat the old testiment). it goes:

God: i am God, and i created the world. now worship me or things will get bad!
Hebrews: ok, whatever dude.
the hebrews do what they want
things get bad
God: told ya so.
Hebrews: were sorry, were sorry, we wont do it again, here, look, were worshiping you.
God: hmmm... ok then, ill give you one more chance
(repeat for 2000 years) Laughing


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Well that's probably a summary of Judges ------> 2 Chronicles anyway


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Exclluding Ruth


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errr, i dont like to defend the god gang, as you so rightously called them, but i must point out that lot isnt to blame - his daughters, after fleeing from the burning cities, apparently thought that they and their father were only only people left on earth, and they had to continue the human race, so they gave lot wine until he was drunk and then slept with him. lot didnt really notice what was going on Wink

lol for the 8liner and i never say lol

btu see my point is that, God created the situation which prompted lots insestuousness, but killing the "evil" ppl God brought about the events making lot one of them. Irony

I think I'll start a thread for religious discussion...'twill need a fair bit of moderator attention though.

Nelly, you read the bible? I've got a magyar/englisdh new testament form my ballagaes (e for umlaut obviously) but not the old testament which has all the cool parts...'cept revelations...that was fun


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Revelation is awesome Very Happy


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do you have revekations over theere, cos it's a new testament

what's the topic btw?


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Last thing that was on topic is
3?) Chuck Norris beat Jackie Chan in A Final Battle

so...

2) The last thing that goes through the minds of people killed by CN is...his foot:)

and well...we *had* relevation here, but I really don't think they're around anymore...not in the last 2k years.


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I mean like the book of revelations


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