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hey, this is an idea i've seen in some forums, where someone comes up with a subject type thing, eg. "top 10 things not to say to your boss" and people reply one by one with the top ten, counting down. Anyone want to start?

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top ten things you shulddn't say to a dwarf.

10.)I like your bread...


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9)i don't like your bread


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8 ) but this is just gold


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7)so what's with this 'gold' song


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6) so, are you male or female?


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weapons are not allowed in here.


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4) So that is a half pint of alcohol free lager is it then to go with your rat de la maison sans sauce tomate?


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3)Pah'gruk'tarka!


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2)so what's the difference between you and a really strong midget?

[aside]trust ponder to know some dwarven...


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1) So Lawn ornament you want to put this fishing rod in that village near bad ass.?


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top ten websides


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oh man, i wanted to write the last dwarf thingy - "Hollah, short stuff, let's see you make some Gold then!" (The Truth).

anyway: 10) wikipedia.


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10)i've frankly always prefered the left side of the web


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9) Google


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8)emuparadise


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7) youtube


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i guess we're waiting for number 1 to say thud right?


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I think so Smile

6) catsthatlooklikehitler.com - it doesn't matter how good the content of the site is - what's important is that there is a website out there where people go to look at pictures of cats that look like, well, Hitler... :-S

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i just checked that out!!!is awesome,canned myself laughing.


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that is so funny, i want one. Very Happy


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what would you call something like that,it'd have to be a german name like maybe heinz,franz oder fritz


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mind yerself, germans on the site!
5.)*.com
Cant decide between crazymonkeygames, fetchfido games, armor games, newgrounds, miniclip or free online games.com


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Hexon wrote:

mind yerself, germans on the site!

i am one [didn't guess that did you?]

i'm actually going to visit my german family in namibia in 5 days,so it's going to be a mini ratdeath escapade for me


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ok, reviving the topic

hey coold din;t know that

so, top 10 uses for a mobile phone


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10]to call someone


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9) to get a call from someone


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Cool to throw at ppl


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how do i turn the animoticons off?


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7) to play game to keep you ocupied while getting a lecture on not lisaning


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6) to put it on vibrate and put it on ur cat and call it


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5) put it in the ceiling and call to it to make your teacher mad Twisted Evil


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4) break up with ur gf over it so she can't hit u


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3) eat it then ring it! and walk around saying "someone answer that stupid phone!!!"

P.s dont try this at home!! Wink Rolling Eyes Shocked

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to take photos


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and number 1... *drum roll*

1) exchange it for a better mobile phone Very Happy

and now:
top 10 "last words".


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10]...now!!


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9) "I see the blue flag....it's so...flappy" -Red Zealot, RvB


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8 ) "Don't let it end like this - tell them I said something..." (Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa)


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7. I can fly, we can flyyyyyy.....


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let's se what this so called "button" does


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5) 5 bucks says he won't pull the trigg-


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4) mum, why does the label on the bleach bottle say "dont drink"? its really yummy!


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3) i'm telling you it will hold!


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2) nice, now give me an apple and it's your turn to play william tell!


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1)

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very popular by monk who have taken a vow of silence

TOP 10 lines to break up with


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10) do you want to marry me?


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9) im gay


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8 ) im your lost half-brother


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7.) your teeth are like stars- flamboyant yellow and far apart (this is one of the best annoy-saying)


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7.) your teeth are like stars- flamboyant yellow and far apart (this is one of the best annoy-saying)

LOL!

6) you know your sister? well i kinda just got her pregnant...


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