Top 10

you should've started with 10,but anyway

9)men can only concentrate on one thing at a time,so it's either the tv or the woman,not both,so all the women,now you know

good one,

If another mans zipper/flies are down than that is his problem, You didnt see nuffin!

8: stuff socks down pants to enlarge said place (not that any of us real men would ever do that )(it would be like girls sticking tissue in there .......to make them bigger)
"touch my food
feel my fork"

7) two men having a conversation must end said conversation upon entering a WC and select the two most distant urinals and may then after exiting the toilet resume eye contact and their conversation

6)men do what they like,when they like(unless a woman says otherwise)

I am the king of my house and I am head of the family and i know this because my wife said I can say it.

if a new girlfriend declares she likes football, she must be treated as a spy until she proves adequate knowledge of the game

unless she is completely clueless and therefore extremely cute and irresistable because of her innocence

unless it's my girlfriend in which case I'd dump her as i severely dislike football

that's because you don't understand it.

back on topic people! i like your conversations, but please make new threads for your random strokes of wit

or i shall slap you in a nice non-violent way of course

a slap is a slap unless you add 'tjips',then it becomes 'slap tjips',which in SA means hot chips

top 10 foods which are good for throwing...

10)bananas,they are boomerang shaped and make an effective and pleasing sound upon impact

9)ice (Itz very sticky )

ice is sticky?

8)grapes,they are fun to throw,and also make a nice mess upon impact,if you're fast enough you may actually catch on or two in your mouth.

coconuts for the blatant brain damage they can cause on impact with a skull

6)pie,nuff said

what kind of pie?
i guess it depends on the target

apple

"chikin pies you great lummox"

but lemon cream/ banana cream pies are traditional

i like pie,tis good,specially prego steak pie

I see you have discovered the food of cultured people

i have more culture in my left pinky than the average joe has in his entire body

my grandma said something like that 2 me onvce about power but i asm drunk now and i wioll edit this post tommorow whenthe aclchohol is left my syestem

sorry i am wrong a biut, will change tommorow as sed

huh?nice to know that you are able to share your drunkeness with us Mr lipwig,it shows that you are comfortable enough to be real with us.

anyway...

i like to throw cabbage at people,just because it's cabbage

anything with mould on it

like your old socks

sorry....Can you write the numbers before the comments..?

sorry wizz,i think we kinda got off topic,where were we?...

donno...start a new "round"

Top ten things you have to ask for:
10.)using my name

9. a preservative

8. a puppy

help

6.money

5. work

4. To change sides before I'm completely slaughtered...

3.mercy

2. to borrow a calculator

1.a chance

top 10 things you can make a bowl out of

10.an old roll turned inside out [trust me]

9. I'm sure that it must be doable with gaffer tape... everything can be made from gaffer tape

MS

8. hands

7. a scull

6.a hollowed out coconut

5. bamboo leaves

4.ceramics

(duh!)

3.)sweets

2: your hands

so hands were not enough for you?

4 are better than 2

Do we need a new "2.)"???

1. leaves

ok, new top 10:

top 10 things to clean your ears with (dont try this at home either!)

10.Finger