Newbie

welcome to this glorious site!

my your transactions be profitable!

happy thudding!

welcome,have a good time,meet some crazy people and don't eat the cheese

Welcome!
I can only repeat the old advises again (with some additions)
1. Beware of fences
2. Beware of the TIGER
3. Beware of HENRY
4. Don't get between ook and Sgt Lettuce
5. Don't give rats coffee
6. We're nice... really... and only a bit mad... well, maybe a bit much mad

Welcome

yes don't eat the cheese and beware the fences!!

Angua

fences are dangerous,although i don't know why

Hello mr Dibbler... don't worry about the madness: I dont understand most of what's been said here, and I've been on the forums more or less since the beginning ... You get used to it in the end

Mr Scrub

Madness? Where? *gets a butterfly net* Let's catch the madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone knows you can't catch the madness,it catches you,so you have to keep looking over your should---what's that

ahhh,run for your lives!!! it's the madness!!!

Darn, I would have loved to be the first one to catch the madness. Well, I'll try anyway. It can't hurt me. I'm a werekiwitomato that was bitten by a paper bin (so i might be a werebinkiwitomato now). And the werechicken defends me. So let the madness come.

it certainly looks like it couldn't affect you any more

Told you so, didn't I?
I had some coffee tonight (remember the "don't give rats coffee" part? I'm not writing that for nothing)

i'm beginning to see the wisdom of those words

Welcome CMOTD!

let me know if you want a game CMOTD,will be happy to oblige

YAY! this time I can welcome the noob. Wow I feel so childish using that word.

"Welcome!"...well that about sums it up but it was worth it for the fuzzy feeling

I haven't been here long enough to know about Tigres or Fences and yet people are already giving out warnings about me. Ah isn't the internet great

you're not gonna be much of a threat for long,but fences are the dangerous ones,tigers and HEnry are fairly well behaved

Well I've already met HENRY in our duel but who/what pray is/are TIGER? and ditto for FENCES.

tiger is,well,kind of a tiger.
tiger is kinda like the werekiwitomato

Well that clears that up but what of the fences?

don't ask me,ask angua,or ratdeath

you got that wrong. I'm the werekiwitomato (or by now werebinkiwitomato). the TIGER is like the werechicken. it belongs to angua and sometimes it feels like eating you. the only thing to do then is run and hope that angua or me are around and willing to help you. the werechicken is much nicer. it's my pet and it won't eat you, but it might be able to protect you from the tiger. if i feel like it.
the fences are something completely different. they just stand around and if you look at them you start to laugh and can't stop and eventually you will end up a brainless idiot. fences are dangerous. again, hope there's someone around to help you. a butterfly net over the head may help, too, because it stops your brain cells from running away.

ok,i get it now,the fences sound like fun,i'm gonna go find one

*wanders off*

Ok, sgt L, I think a fence is just taking care of your opponent.

slowly taps fingertips
in deep demonic voice "GOOD. GOOD EXCELLENT. EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"

well explained Ratdeath

*looks at a fence and bursts out laughing*....

oh dear...

Angua

found a fence,it was fun,however it called me a monkey and i ahd to destroy it

What!?!?! you distroyed it!!
*evil look*

*cough*monkey*cough*

hehe

Angua

hello and welcome lets try andget this back on track if they havnt scared you of.but gives you a rough guide to this place.mad as hatters at a tea party.well enjoy the game hope to see you online

can i be a teacup?

i hope to see you soon on the battlefield or in a thudgame.

a teacup?

yes, i hope i see you soon aswell on live thud or around

Angua

If Ook can be a teacup, can I be the sugar tongs? I like sugar.

sure why not...

mad i say mad!!

Angua

poor angua. you're too insane to realise that oinsanity is a relative state of mind so compared to everyone else you're perfectly sane...well maybe not you but most of us.
Is the newbie still listening by the way? or has he run off?

can't think why he'd run like that

I don't know, but it would be better for him if he had run off.

Gentlemen...and lady...I think we've just lost a player

a minutes silence, then

well it wasn't that much of a loss, i mean do we really want to be silent for a whole munute? It's the symbolism that counts so why not 30 sec or 10 or perhaps what really matters is that we think about silence. sad and all but as they say, the blog must go on

that's a bit of an insult to all those precious new gems that join this site, is it now? you yourself are but 5 days old here.

i think that we should say a 1.30 minute silence, he will be back he can't just leave us and we were very nice, a little mad but nice oh well

angua

true, true but then if soemeone DOES run off we should say that that's a bit different to when you stay in in spite of the insanity. then again I saw rocky horror picture show so I had a cutting edge in the insanity dept.

lol, congratulations

yeah,but for what?

well for one to nelly for toppling your score and placinghimself in the top ten.

well he won't stay there for long

12 point lead and we're a lot closer now too. with a 23 pnt or something. but good luck with that

children, children, this is not a race! why not rest your burdened sould and imagine that you are a lilly floating down an amber stream.

because you have a 33 point lead on me. and besides until the duel gets underway I have nothing else to do

awwww diddums. i have lord of the rings to watch!

shut up mister "i'm above you on the list so i can speak down at you"