I'm amazed no one has been talking about squirrels until now. What funny funny creatures they are
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I'm amazed no one has been talking about squirrels until now. What funny funny creatures they are
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You do Ponder a diservice - he and squirrels have a long and varied history (sorry I'm too lazy right now to look for any of the posts...
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Mr S
"LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME"
alas it is not me who has a "thing" about squirrels. it is brother Duir that seems to have a special place in his heart for our fury friends. i only like squirrels if they are deep fried and covered in ketchup. yum!!!
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doh!
apologies, tho I'm not sure which of the three of you I should apologise to - I'll make it a big all round apology...
I suck
MS
"LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME"
no need to apologise old bean! everyone makes mistakes. unfortunately for you this mistake is only punishable by being viciously licked to death by a possum. sorry there is nothing i can do
you will be missed <gives big hug>
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Squirrels ???

What are squirrels ?
I've never heard of squirrels...
Thanks for wasting your time...
you know? big, long, green/brown, has scales and has massive teeth!
or is that an aligator...
i forget
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I did indeed add the squirrels purely to torment poor Duir.

I've never seen anyone confuse squirrels and alligators before...
Probably not a mistake many people make twice
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
But Ponders childhood comes from the age of Transformers and genetic engineering
thats a big ten four captain!
do you want to see my girraphent? its a cross between a giraffe and an elephant. basically its the same shape and size of an elephant with a big long next and brown spots....
and goes graaaaaaaggghuuuughhhhhhh!* eek!**
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*i added a dash of "Essence of dragon"
**i also added a bit of "cream of mouse"
I've never seen anyone confuse squirrels and alligators before...
Probably not a mistake many people make twice
Yes, you make that mistake, and you go out the house armed with a gun and dreams of getting a nice matching handbag, boots and belt, and then you're found a month later in the forest, choked to death, having been force-fed acorns.:
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or you go out looking for a nice park to feed pieces of food to little furry creatures and when the police find the site of the incident all that they can see is a small bag of peanuts next to the river
my friend made a song about squirrels,quite good.will see if i can somehow get it out into the world
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hey! i work at a pub called . . . get readly for it! . . . 'THE SQUIRREL' yet i can not spell squirrel with out looking at the above!

Vox et praeterea nihil. - A voice and nothing more
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what do
s taste like?
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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hey! i work at a pub called . . . get readly for it! . . . 'THE SQUIRREL'
Huzzah!
MS
"LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME"
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like squirrel,have you ever had biltong?droewors?
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i have had* horse and kangaroo, thats about as exotic as it gets lol
both are yummy
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*EATEN. nothing else. no way. nah ah.
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i've had kangaroo, too. they say squirrel tastes like chicken. but they also say dwarf tastes like chicken. actually, they say everything tastes like chicken if you're hungry enough. i don't like chicken...
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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the worst i've had is cow toungue,which is nice,so i don't really eat exotic meats,unless i go to mc d's
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mutton is good. tastes more like beef than lamb i think.
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i like meat,that is that!!
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I've had horse and kanga but no emu meat or croc. how appa;ling
P.S. aussies in Wien, they have a great aussie pub there...I feel so touristy
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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i don't like horses,i was thrown off of one.aussies are ...
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..from oz but that belongs in don;t interupt
horses are ueber..ah old threads rock
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!