Ive had a thought. this should get some praise, as they don't really happen all that often...
Anyway. i was thinking, seen as we are all obviously into books - each to a certain degree, why not create a story ourselves? One person could start it off and other people add bits here and there and collectively we make a story!
Just a thought. Give me your, um, thoughts.
ponder
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Ive had a thought. this should get some praise, as they don't really happen all that often...
Anyway. i was thinking, seen as we are all obviously into books - each to a certain degree, why not create a story ourselves? One person could start it off and other people add bits here and there and collectively we make a story!
Just a thought. Give me your, um, thoughts.
ponder
The chair of the fairy tale guild didn't quite know what to do with this message.
Was it realy possible to do this ?
The proposition sent to him by this "Ponder" baffled him somewhat...
Who was he, and what were his intentions.
After giving it some thought, he took up his pencil and writing block, and scribbled down the words:
"once upon a time there was a hapless squirrel"
And he sent it to the clacks...
Thanks for wasting your time...
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"his name was bertrand and he liked acorns, but not as much as he liked thud..."
Yay my exams finsihed 2day!!! Everything roooolssss!!!!
cyber beers are on me!
Plateau? What does that make aristotle? Aristoner? Wait he didn't do drugs...
"he sat atop of his great oak tree, musing apon a move his fellow bretheren of The Order had dealt him..."
i still have a week 'till my last exam
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"...he had just reached out to make an incredible move when..."
Plateau? What does that make aristotle? Aristoner? Wait he didn't do drugs...
"...the whole tree shook! a magnificent noise bounded around the woods, sending the tiny thud pieces tumbling..."
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Hubert woke up all sweaty and out of breath.
This was the third time now he had this weird dream.
He walked up to the tiny little window of his bedroom and opened it.
A gentle breeze made him calm down a bit.
What on earth made him have this nightmare. He didn't know any squirrels, never heard of "Bertrand" and certainly didn't do any exams.
And what about this "Thud Game" that kept being mentioned ?
He descided to take the matter up with Slumbering Simon, the great druid of the "Realm From Underneath", first thing in the morning.
Meanwhile he didn't notice the strange smell that came from under his window sill, which had a faint hint of... cyber beer ?!
Thanks for wasting your time...
...he had just decided that today really was going to be just one of those days laden with tiny co-incidences that really weren't worth paying attention to, or he' go mad, when the mail arrived.
"?????"
A leaflet promoting the preservation of red squirrels announced an '...abnormal disappearances of whole populations of grey squirrels is being reported by our teams. Experts cannot explain the loss, though strange stone figures are being found in the deserted nests that cannot be identified--' and obscured the remaining mail...
nelly - currently not packing a trunk.
An explosion of soup made the bumblebee fly, so I'm told.
GO MARROWS
(the vegetables, the vegetables)
...he turned slowly to look at his own tone figures. Could these be the same ones mentioned in this letter? now that they come to mention it with the candle light reflecting like that, the do seem to have a very lifelike characteristic...
any one have TP's address? we need to send him our lifes work
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...and just as he thought that,one of the characters started moving.it looked up at him and said...
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...in a tiny voice like the sound of pebbles grinding on the bottom of sea beds "he's coming!"
The little piece was visibly shivering from fear and...
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...from the pee that was running down its leg (because it was cold pee,the figure being a stone and all).
'who's coming?'i said,still wondering why...
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...a stone figure was talking to me...
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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...so i rushed into the bathroom and decided to take a cold shower when...
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...a squirrel jumped on the window sill, waving and squeaking like mad...
(do squirrels squeak?)
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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...so i took the catty that i had in my pocket and aimed right between its ears...
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...and thats when i realised it was talking to me"aaghhh"
the catty went off"twang" and the rock flew towards its target it struck true and the squirrel fell dazed...
"touch my food
feel my fork"
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Panic struck me. Squirrels were disappearing everywhere. maybe even endangered by now and I just shot one. I hurried to check if it was dead...
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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...and when i looked down (expecting to see it lying dead on the floor) it wooshed up past me screaming like a banshee,it was a flying squirrel (they're real,you know) and it was flying straight for...
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... the leaflet, sitting on it and jumping up and down...
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
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...was a frog,and he said...
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..."you. you are what it is after. snuffles here was right to come. he is your only hope. now. follow him"...
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i was sure i was going mad. talking stone figures and frogs and strange squirrels weren't a good sign. slowly i reached for the phone...
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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"STOP!" the frog yelled. noone must know of this. reluctantly i slowly lowered my hand to my side. whatthe hell...
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...was going on?I put my hand in my pocket,and felt the reasuring weight of my butterfly knife,loosened the catch.I was going to...
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...kill that damn frog and the squirrel. but before i could make a move, the butterfly knive disappeared from between my fingers...
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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...i looked down to see an otter,which gave me a grin.I clenched my fist in preparation to beat the knife out of its hands and...
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...was held back by a snake wrapping around my wrists behind my back, like handcuffs.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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...'what the hell is going on today?!?!'
i screamed,this being the last straw for me.there was only one thing that could make it right,i needed a drink...
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...and so i headed for the cupboard where my stock of alcohol was.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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i reached for the door,when i realised that my hands were tied (bloody animals).
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i started to panic because i couldn't move my arms.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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suddenly,i remembered the fact that,since childhood,i've been able to dislocate my arms and move them like jelly.
doing so,i managed to break free of the snake's hold,when suddenly...
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a small monkey opened the door to the cupboard and ran off with the bottles of my best drinks.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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so i ran after it,just managing to grab my prize bottle of johnnie blue label before it ran out the door
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alas, my favourite whisky was gone. another reason to get drunk, even though it was early in the morning.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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but thinking that this time was as good as any,i opened the bottle,took out a glass,and poured myself some of the best whisky ever made.
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