I don;t know if anyone's come across this before, but I've just discovered the Ook! Programming language (see also this wikipedia page).
Essentially it's a version of Brainf*ck with the 8 single-character commands of BF replaced by 8 different combinations of the 3 librarian-friendly commands:
Ook.
Ook?
and
Ook!
As it's so closely based on BF, it's of course fully Turing Complete, so can (theoretically) accomplish any task that any computer currently in existance could achieve (tho it might take a little longer to write, for non-orangutans 
)
And no mention of monkeys anywhere! 
Mr Scrub
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It seems to have poor support for devices like drives and printers...
I think I'll wait for Ook!++ (Ook! Ook. Ook. except that the first Ook! will give the parser a problem). BTW, ignoring whitespace? A well timed silence can bear a lot of meaning, so making Ook! Ook. the same as Ook! _ Ook. seems to rob the language of the possibility to make short and well formulated algorithms. (The _ is just there because the webbrowser decided to remove the extra spaces.)
just reading those two posts has made my ears dribble out of my ears. im going for a nice sit down under my desk now, deciding that there is such a thing as too many ooks
+++divide by cucumber error+++please reinstall universe and reboot+++
just reading those two posts has made my ears dribble out of my ears.
It's a service we provide...
Mr Scrub
"LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME"
just reading those two posts has made my ears dribble out of my ears. im going for a nice sit down under my desk now, deciding that there is such a thing as too many ooks
Don't forget to take a banana(nananananana) and cover your head with an old green dressing gown for full effect
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