In one post, Lee or Dewi noted, that they created their own error messages instead of the standardized crpytic things you normally see.
I quite like this idea and though we could support them with writing down error messages they could use. If you have any ideas, just go ahead and hopefully they once pop up if you create some kind of error 
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Error. In case of emergency please smash the glass and push the red button
"The problem with Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." - George Miller
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error.you're obviously not doing it right
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Error. Please call your support and tell him he's an idiot.
"The problem with Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." - George Miller
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error. the appropriate moment to panic would be....NOW
life is hard. after all it kills you.
katherine hepburn
.....Are we not all, in some way, looking for our cow?
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Error the big red button marked do not touch is stuck!!!!
Where are we going and why am i in this handbasket?...
...Oh! always try to look on the bright side...
... Um anybody got any marshmellows.?
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lack of negativity, please plugin powercable or start worrying about it.
ik spreek überhaupt maar een woord duits
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warning!!you pressed the wrong button,move hand to back of head and reset brain.
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Error Error! please insert coin for advice.
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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Error: dont panic but...
*loud bang*
+++divide by cucumber error+++please reinstall universe and reboot+++
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Error Error: This building will expode in 10seconds....10....9....8...7....6...5...4...3...2... only kidding!
Error Error: This building will explode in 10 seconds....10......9.....no really it will.....8......7....6...erm....5.....4....34....645...Error program failed please click self destruct, thank you.
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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System could not be found. Please check that you really have a computer
"The problem with Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." - George Miller
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Error error...I got bored.
Error error...I want my lawyer
I know, lets all jump of the white cliffs of Dover holding hands!
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Just out of completedness:
+++out of cheese error+++
"The problem with Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." - George Miller
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Error: PEBCAK
"LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME"
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error: idiot sitting in front of computer
this apt has super-cow powers.
(not sure if that's an error message, since i still haven't figured out what it means, but my computer actually once told me that)
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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Error, keyboard not found! Press escape to retry.
Boredem is the natural state of man
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Scarusto is here! Yes, the heroes couldn't make it in time.
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Hold your breath for 30seconds and turn around yourself 7 times. If it doesn't work stand on your head and repeat process
"The problem with Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." - George Miller
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Error Error: Please see instruction manual for advice...
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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WARNING! PEBCAK!*
*for those who dont know.... Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.
+++divide by cucumber error+++please reinstall universe and reboot+++
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Error: Self referential loop of death...
(My internal interface produced that error yesterday, when it noticed that I was using one end of a vacuum cleaner to hoover the other end...)
MS
"LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME"
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There's only a very small subset of people who might have a clue what I mean by this, but
chown -R us ./base
"LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME"
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There's only a very small subset of people who might have a clue what I mean by this, but
chown -R us ./base
i know what it means, but why is it an error message? :-S
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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well it's popped up to me in a couple of obscure programs, as a sort of ironic "I just screwed this process up, and probably crashed your computer" message...
MS
"LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME"