[SgtL] test your IQ

ha, thought you'd seen the last of the [SgtL] tag didn't you. Dream on.

Anywho, I went to iqtest.com to do the test and, in the interest of verifying their extensive self-praise, I propose we all test ourselves so we can see just how accurate this thing is. Anyone gets below 120 and we know it can't be right then we can all compare and crown a new IQ king and rule the world MWUHAHAHAHAAA.

it's not a very long test, the questions are brief and all it needs is a true/false answer for all of them. you will be penalised for taking longer than 13min for the whole thing which means 20sec/q so 40 questions in all (if memory serves). I think that if you finish it really fast that makes it better.

you can purchase the full report online but if you're tight* like me you'll only check your IQ. You can go back anytime and check order it though.

Ook, if you get a better score than me again without cheating I will bow down and acknowlegde the slim possibility that you may be better than me in this facet of test answering

remember, if you have a disability (mental) or you are not completetly comfortabe with english your score will be lower than your real value

Let the games begin!

*tight, adj.
OZ-Eng: "thrifty" or rather, that bloody bastard that dissapears right before their shout**

**shout, n
OZ-Eng: the round of beers*** which the person in question is obliged to pay for in the interest of surviving to see the next dawn. shouts usually rotate around a party such that in the end it would have been the same as everyone ordering and paying for their own

***Beer, n
OZ-Eng: a urin coloured substance with a uric taste drawn from a tap located near the bathroom in bars. It contains a small amount of alcohol probably by accident and is revered among aussies****

****aussie, n
OZ-Eng: a perosn to whome the words "tight", "shout" and "beer" have meanings unintelligible to proper english speakers

--That ain't no English I ever dun heard!

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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

I spoke to a psychologist friend in the US DOD stationed in korea (tremble in fear) who has little to no faith re: such a test. also mensa says online tests don;t count and generally suck. I chose to believe my score was legit but rest assured if mensa drops by I'll take their test. ($40 consession so it's worth it)


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http://www.iqout.com/index.php?lang=EN

A Finnish test, no need for any sort of ability to speak any language, except START TEST.

By the answers you submitted your IQ is

148

Pretty good, huh?


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

This one is so confusing... Shocked


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

The Black Gate wrote:

by the answers you submitted your IQ is

148

Pretty good, huh?

wow thats what i got on the one i posted, so we know they're both probably off since neither of us is being crowned king of the brains

also, mensa does not support any internet IQ test but they will be doing official tests here in march so I may go


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

Librarian

Mine is 102 but i am dislexic so cosidering i think i did quite well,


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

Librarian

last time i did one i was tired, bored and unhappy, 3 years ago.
I got 148
I am now going to find and take the best web based IQ test.
Will post the result, matterless how bad it is.


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

Librarian

gahh, they havent sent me the results yet! maybe i made a mistake writing my email address? Sad


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

Librarian

they don't send the report unless you pay for it but on the web site you can view your result by putting in your email address


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

Librarian

thats what i did


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

well, it's only 13min, you can do it again in the interest of science

Merry Christmas Y'all

and as for the hebrew calendar, not being 365 days I have no Idea when Chanukah is (well it's the 25th of that month that can't be pronounced that comes between two other unpronouncable months) so I'll assume it's already chanukah and wish peaople a happy chanukah as well.


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

Well, Chanuka is in Cheshvan, which is between Tishrey and Kislev, and that means we already had it...about 2 weeks ago this year (it varies, last year Chanuka was on Xmas)
Anyways, thanks and Merry Xmas for those of you who expect to get presents that fall out of chimneys^^


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

hey if presents fall from the sky, do you question reality? no, you open them


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

Librarian

128 on a [Insert Obscene word or sign here] little online test.
How fun!


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

It seems that on this forum 75% has an IQ of 148.

The test told me that it is reached by 5% of population.

Tells something of the forum, doesn't it?


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Re: [SgtL] test your IQ

or the test, but I do expect the smart ppl to come to a place like this


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