Life as Mrs Cake

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Well ive never writen a blog before, im not entirely sure what im ment to write, i think its like a diary so hear gose

Wednesday 7/11/07

this morning as every morning i was woken by ed climbinb into my bed and demanding a bottle. we came downsairs and waved good bye to Paul as he went to work.
when i went upstiars to get dressed Ed went very quite which worried me a bit so i came back down and found him smearing a tup of vasalein all over the TV and the Sofa and the Fireplace and his hair and clothes. (oh the joys of being a mum). we got everything cleaned up in the end.
We played with his trains and track for a while then i took him down to our family center, he plays in the play group while i sit with the mums in the card makeing club, its nice to get out and about. he gose back this afternoon, but this time im coming home to clean the kitchen and hover through and do the iorning and anything elce i can fit in.
thankfully im not working tonight, im a bit upset at the moment as one of the lady's i have been goining to has passed away, and im not sure if i should go to the funaral.

Well thats my day so far i'll try to write everyday, my life isn't very exceiting but hay i could make you smile.

Mrs Cake

--Its not my fault i can't spell, i was borned befor spellling wased invented

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Re: Life as Mrs Cake

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tell me what the consequences are and i will think about it.


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life is hard. after all it kills you.
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what exactly are you saving us from?


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THESE QUESTIONS ARE NOT FOR THE EARS OF MEN!


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That ain't no English I ever dun heard!


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huh????


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that's better


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That ain't no English I ever dun heard!


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what men?


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I'm men


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Re: Life as Mrs Cake

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do you have multiple personalities?


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katherine hepburn

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would you love me any less?


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Re: Life as Mrs Cake

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well, i would have to divide any love i felt, wouldn't i?


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what kind of mother are you?


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do you want my impartial opinion?


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I think that was tacitly implied


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Re: Life as Mrs Cake

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shoudn't you ask my kids?


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lol i think i'll stay out of this one...


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very prudent....


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whay the ... obsession?


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what obsession?


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with the "..."'s


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maybe... Razz


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by why do you love them so?


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dunno, it's just closest to the way i tend to talk.


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perhaps you should try circular breathing so you don;t need to pasuse so often


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they don't stand for pauses


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oh? pray what do the stand for then?


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like when sentences sort of fade out. or trail off. i mean, they can stand for pauses, but with me they usually don't.


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fading out suggests a long pause indeed. indefinite even


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not necessarily. you can start the next sentence right away.


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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

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no, my sister can start the next sentence right away, she can start your next sentence right away. she can insert a thesis into the space you put aside for breathing. you know nothing of imediacy


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well, if she talks the way she writes then i can imagine that.... Wink


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alas she is impervious to critique


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alas i doubt that,just give me some time...


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take your best shot


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and who again am i shooting at?


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my sister


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oh dear does she really do that going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on without stopping to breathe or use any punctuation while talking that cant be healthy she must have three lungs or something i mean ive been swimming three times a week for the last ten years and i play the clarinet and even i have my limits *gasping for air*


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worse, whe expolits your breathing pauses


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