1, 2 and nothing but 3

1 Beware paradox loops just grab the egg and ignore the chicken.

2 With three fingers at the blunt end and three at the pointy end aim the middle of egg at the top of the side of the frying pan.

3 Move hands down intersecting egg with the side of the frying pan by about a 7ath of a radius of the egg then reverse motion pulling two sides of egg apart dropping contents into the frying pan.

your 2nd event is: how to make a good fried egg sandwich.

1st pick up the phone

2nd check the name of all good chefs/take aways in the area

3rd make a rough copy of their ingredients and say you made it

now explain a murder subtly (our english teacher wanted us to do this but didn't say subtly to see what we came up with. we came up with killer skunks [not me] and chainsaws [me]).

1) don;t get mad, get mean

2) have a "chat"

3) walk away

that's abotu at subtle as it gets.

how to play thud

1. Set up pieces
2. move pieces in accordance with game rules
3. get beaten and run off crying

How you know if someone is lying...

Here is one for the Murder but it isnt subtle!
Warning:very gory!

1:get the crowbar ready and lurk in a dark allyway.
2:When someone comes leap out, plunge the crowbar into thier back and rip out the persons spine.
3:watch as the person falls to the ground and finish him of with a chainsaw.

Now come up with the most unsubtle murder of all.

1. watch for bobbing of adam's apple
2. listen for voice frequency fluctuation
3. assume they're lying anyway and get ahead in life

1: Obtain Nuke.
2: Announce intention to murder Bush.
3: Detonate Nuke.

Please explain Tychonoff's theorem.

i thought u said obtain chuck norris.

1 obtain a set of topological spaces
2 multiply them
3 glory in the compactitude of it all

describe vetinary's character through his own perspective on how to become him

1. Vetinary's the patrician, so he's got a right to be a patrician and all other options shall be proved false.
2. No-one stands up to him, becuz
3. he's got the pit:)