i want to see how long we can stay on one subject at a time. this means only talking about one thing and onthing only here. if someone goes off topic someone else must choose another subject. the point is NOT TO GO OFF TOPIC.
*edit* if one person asks about the topic tell it to him/her/it. do not assume that it is nessacary to change the topic because of their inabilaty to read any of the posts and get the subject *cough* Hog *cough*. *edit*
so here's the subject:
Monkeys
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are NOT apes and you should never call the librarian one
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are we allowed to talk about the game(s) monkey island?
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nice idea, scraust. i wonder if the sarge wants to play
. anyhoo, monkeys. i was born in the year of the monkey, according to chinese year cycle.
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monkeys are super! so are hamster balls! what does this make? super monkey ball!
Scarusto
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did you know a monkey was tried and convicted for smoking a ciggarette in south bend, indiana
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nice idea, scraust. i wonder if the sarge wants to play
. anyhoo, monkeys. i was born in the year of the monkey, according to chinese year cycle.
speaking of monkeys, they aer more dangerous than the lions at the animal parks...beware
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so anything i say has to do with monkeys but no firther stipulations?
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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do you know a group of monkeys is called a troop?
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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do you know a group of ghosts is called...
.... Afraid of ghosts
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do you know a group of owlos is called a parliment and a group of foxes is called a skulk or leash?
AMAZING!
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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aren't we supposed to be talking about monkeys? it always makes me flinch when someone calls an ape monkey, especially if said ape is an orang-utan. :-S
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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did you know that in japan theyve got monkey who love bathing in hot springs?
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do you flinch about a lot of things when talking about monkeys?
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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do you flinch about a lot of things when talking about monkeys?
no, just when people call an ape monkey. guess it has to do with me reading too much discworld.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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wouldn't it be because of to much education or documentaries on monkeys though calling orangutans an monkey is irritating
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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have you ever read a dw book with the librarian? because then you would know that calling an ape monkey can be very very dangerous. they don't like that.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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does that count as talking about monkeys?
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yes oh and i did a whole report on him besides how old are you to have been able to read so many books to know so much about apes as librarians oh holy one?
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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what does having read the discworld books have to do with age? or monkeys, for that matter.
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in german the difference between monkey and ape, at least the words, isn't that big. monkey is affe and ape menschenaffe (literally human monkey
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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librarianess, meet . we use it to stop between sentences. librarianess, ., . librarianess.
oh, and monkeys. yes, indeed, monkeys.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
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librarianess, meet . we use it to stop between sentences. librarianess, ., . librarianess.
lol. do you think monkeys could learn to write? or at least apes? i mean, not books, just simple stuff like "i am xyz. xyz wants bananananana"
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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thank you your teachings will live on through the years my yr 9 english teacher will never know what hit her with the installation of grammar. yes monkeys to ratdeath: the older the more time to read
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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koko learnt how to write
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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well, if you give an infinite numbers of monkeys with an infinite number of writing machines an infinite amout of time, eventually theyll write Hamlet.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
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Actually, it was Lupus one time.
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is koko a monkey or an ape?
that depends if you mean the daily time to read or life time so far. the first one decreases the older you get, while the second one obviously increases.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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wouldn't there be an infinite amount of pages? mokeys have no sense of numbers, right?
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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how do you want to know that? i think people underestimate monkeys.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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koko was a gorilla with a kitten the most adorable kitten EVER but it died of car accident I mourned for a long time when i heard that
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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so koko was an ape. did koko or the kitten die in the accident? and are we allowed to talk about apes?
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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kitten, apes are in the section of monkeys, they are distant relatives aren't they?
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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i think not even distant but fairly close. but i might be mistaken.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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ok I get it your smarter than me how 'bout I just sit in a corner and not say anything about anyone especially about monkeys will that be ok?
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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i'm not saying i'm cleverer than you and i don't really know much about monkeys. we only talked about in earthworms in bio, never about monkeys. coming to think about it, that's pretty odd, after all monkeys are way more interesting. though that might be the reason....
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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apology accepted very sorry i jump at at people lethargy relish the apology I don't give them to many poeple not even close friends but strangers are different actually earthworms are quite interesting
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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but are they as interesting as monkeys? i think monkeys are cool. i'd love to have one...
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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probably not but still interesting. I guess having one would be.... interesting.
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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i love the monkey in pirates of the caribbean, jack. he's so funny
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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never seen it
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glad to see you two are monkeying around
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what do you think about monkeys, sarge?
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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nice play on words sergeant *salute
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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that's more like it
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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thank you
courage is not the absence of fear it is that something is more improtant than fear.
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why aren't you talking about monkeys?
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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*buzzer* oops, we stirred off topic. i think it happened when librarianess said "nice word play", so the next topic is puns.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
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Actually, it was Lupus one time.
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with puns you definitely have an advantage if you're native.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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the point was NOT TO GO OFF TOPIC. Hog went off topic first so i blame him.
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errr, hog never commented here.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
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Actually, it was Lupus one time.
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errr, hog never commented here.
yeah he did:
do you know a group of ghosts is called...
.... Afraid of ghosts
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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oh, right, i was looking for his av. hog, what happened to your av?
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
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Actually, it was Lupus one time.
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your wondering about the
never you mind
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