Whats your favourite quotes?

Wellll, where do I start...
I think the VERY best would be:

And now for something completely different:

AND NOW, THE VERY BEST THING TO DO IF A MAN SNEAKS UP AT YOU WITH A PIECE OF FRUIT, IS TO.....RELESE THE TIGER!

It's not dead! It's resting!

The holy grail:

It could be two swllows, carrying it together on a line...

Go boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person!

"She turned me into a newt!" - "A newt?!" - "I got better..."

"Ni!"

That'd be my best:)

isn;t this like the good quotes, bad quotes some as bg as your head thread?

the very same. thats happenning way too often lately, so, please, before you make a new topic, try and find out if theres an identical topic hiding somewhere in the past.

perhaps we could find a wy to use the tags for this

That topic was made b4 my time on thud. but shall check it out

Maybe we are running out of things to say on here. Thats why it is happening a lot lately.

no-one expects the spanish inquisition

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

why all the medieval quotes?

dood, you know it's monty python right?

saw MIB again last night, remembered some of the nicer lines there.

K: "did he say anything else?"
J: "he said the world's gonna end"
K: "did he say when?"

i like the part after the quid birth "did any of that seem strange to you at all?"

riiiiiight, that wsa an awesome one, forgot it for a moment

MIB II

take her to cambodia, buy her a lobster dinner, pay more than a dollar

you wanna got to cambodia?
yeah
hey ma....

classic, meaningless if you ain't seen it but awesome if you have...and the chick wasn't half bad

YAY 3600pts

its all about the points with you isnt it.

YAY 992 points

no, it's abpout the numbers, I odnt; care what as long as i can count it and i likes pretty numbers

is it true that when i get to 1000 points a get e pm from the sarge himself?

'tis

i never got it *does that thing with the german o's that looks like a raised eyebrow*

this is because I believe you transended points thanbks to your 600pt freeby and your wages, it would be dificult to figure out when precisely you have how many...with others, you can figure it out...but you? shot up in points like a bamboo.

ill take that as a compliment btw, i got a 550-point boost lately, shot me straight to the 2400ish

for what pray tell?

over-due paychecks, maybe? no idea really, but i dont complain

i recently watced The Fifth Element again and loved this line, but i dunno if i'm quoting right,

POLICE: Are you classified as human?
KORBEN DALLAS: Negative, I am a meat popsicle

it sounds good in context anyway

yae tis right...I love that film..or loved until dad told me ppl probably took it as a serious film in america...so sad...but the diva dance is UEBERAWESOME! (the blue alien opera)

I know you're talking movies but this quote from Small Gods spoken by Didactylos is one of my favourites, think it originally sourced with Plato writing Socrates though may be wrong. Funny anyway...

"Life in this world," he said, "is, as it were, a sojourn in a cave. What can we know of reality? For all we
see of the true nature of existence is, shall we say, no more than bewildering and amusing shadows cast
upon the inner wall of the cave by the unseen blinding light of absolute truth, from which we may or may
not deduce some glimmer of veracity, and we as troglodyte seekers of wisdom can only lift our voices to
the unseen and say, humbly, `Go on, do Deformed Rabbit . . . it's my favorite.' "

There are tonnes of great quotes from Serenity - but my favourite has to be:

'Wash': This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
'Mal': Define "interesting".
'Wash': [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
'Mal' : [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

There are far too many discworld quotes to post! I might as well post an entire books worth!