How is this for complete randomness?
The Weckum Theory was created by Guppy (My grandfather, the best in the world)
The Weckum Theory states that:
17 Qwecks=1 Weckum
11 Weckums=1 Millyband
3 Millybands=1 Bogle
8 Bogles=1 Weckumsworth
A Qweck can be anything you want
A Weckum Can be anything your foot wants
A Millyband can be anything your pet/s wants
A Bogle can be anything anything wants
A Weckumsworth can do what ever the hell it wants.
The Weckum Theory can also be used in ranking.
The highest is a Weckumsworth
Then a Bogle
Then a Millyband
Then a Weckum
Then a Qweck
E.g.
Lee and Dewi are Weckumsworths
The Druids are all Bogles
The Librarians are Millybands
The users are Weckums
The guests are Qwecks.
The Word “Weckum Qweck” can also be used as a curse, Exclamation, or anything really.
Eg
“Oh Weckum Qweck” (curse)
“Weckum Qweck” (Exclamation)
“Qweck your Weckums” (?)
A Weckum Qweck can also be a creature you imagine up.
Eg
A thing with 8 arms with teeth at the end and 450789 feet all with eyes at the end.
So that is the Weckum Theory. Use it as often as possible. It can be anything.
PS. At some point today could you have a few seconds thought to my grandfather who has just had a serious leg operation.
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Weckum Qweck!!!!!!!
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ah, it all makes sense. Respect to iaa's granddad is due. Nice theory hes got there, makes life a whole lot easier probably.
HEX
I know, lets all jump of the white cliffs of Dover holding hands!
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lol!! i love it!!!!! well done, iaa's grandad, and get well soon.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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"Stupendous. Best universe-summing theory i heard in years" Ponder Stibons, UU faculty.
"Simply marvelous. Guppy Robbajr came up with an excellent new economical\ social\ lingustic system" William de Worde, Ankh-Morpork Times
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
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Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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I shall phone and tell him now.
Thanx guys
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Genius!!
Big respect to yer grandad, mate! Gotta use it inna conversation soon - perhaps it can sit in for "oh bollox!" or "bloddy 'ell!" as in "Weckum Queck that's a huge, great bloody ____!" 
Give him my regards and a big "Get well soon!" from the thudgamers!
Lee Alley
"I could tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel"
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Just phoned him and he would like me to thank you all and say that there is still more Weckums and a lot more Qwecks to come.
Give us some suggestions and it will go into the Weckum book i am going to make.
Cheers and a big WECKUM QWECK
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[rocks back and forth slowly] nice work on that...shall adopt it as defacto english and drive people insane
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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So many penguins, so few recipes!!!
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hmm, what would a qweckum be? one and a half weckums?
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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Good point it shall go into the Weckum Book of Qwecks
Weckum Qweck!!!!!!!
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is there a syntax of weckumity?
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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wot is that.
So many penguins, so few recipes!!!
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no idea...but it sounded cool...basically is there a rule for combining weckumy expressions
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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No rule it just has to be random words
Weckum Qweck!!!!!!!
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ueber...let's all invent some
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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oh, I love the weckums! and the qwecks!
just found this forum, it's great!
btw. how is your granddad? I hope he is well and can invent more such stuff!
life is hard. after all it kills you.
katherine hepburn
.....Are we not all, in some way, looking for our cow?
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btw. how is your granddad? I hope he is well
He is getting better Thanks
and can invent more such stuff!
Go ahead i am creating a book on the subject so any suggestions would be welcomed.
Weckum Qweck!!!!!!!