ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!! (again)

er, ok, if you say so. just for the more ignorant of us: what the hell are you talking about?

Oh!

May Anoia rattle your draws

I thought for a moment a new asteroid might of been found this is what i like about Discworld fandom there are people on flatter bits of the bell curve than me

just so you know i have myself obtained the salad bowl of ultimate protective shieldlinessnessness

And I thought that the end won't be until april or so...oh well.

Oh and btw, you got it wrong. It's the Sea Cucumbers that are going to take over the world, and cutlery doesn't stop them.

thats the rpob though isnt it in society...the left end of the bell curve rules the right

that being said, i like to concidermyself just a bit right of center and yet i have NO idea whats going on...onne the less i shall speak to the labor youth party and tell them to speed p the d\creation of their giant mechanical captian ahab

do you really think we'd believe that you'll speak to the labour youth?psshh

I am not mad! listen to me!

well if u feel the need to defend youre sanity, then clearly you yourself doubt its verity.

fine u talk to the labor youth....damn right wingers...htat captain ahab better be worth every cent (lowest for of currency in OZ for the foreigners)

our currency is worse than oz,our currency is actually pretty bad

actually, i think the world is going to end when i get my hands of a hypnosis set. untill then, the world is safe in the computer of HeartOfGold.

i have great pity for your perception of the world

i am merely a computer. huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

then u have no hand to place on a hypnosos set

Behold! your saviour is here!

look now, for i am wielding the ultimate power...

THE POTATO MASHER OF INTERROGATION!*

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*and smurfs. but that is a little less impressive...

well I shall counter with the spattula of corruption

None of you can beat the might of the SPORKS of CALAMITY!!!

well i traveled the world in a sieve and after paying the owl and the pussycat 5 pounds and some honey I have retrned with the fables runcible spoon of nonsense!

nooooo! only one thing can protect against such an assault...

THE INFLAMMABLE WOK OF INVINCIBLITY!

hahah!

i shall have to introduce the MELON DE-SEEDER OF PERILS UNKNOWN!!!
(im not sure if a Melon de-seeder exists but twas convenient , check my sig)

HEX

my apple-core-remover of places unseen is up to the challenge

@Ponder, an inflamable wok seems a bit counterintuitive...to both your defense and cooking...but the way u brits cook.....[looks around innocently]

i am not a computer. there fore i layed my hands on the

[i][b] denby plate of infinate life and power.

Hahaha

*mwahhaha

well i have the pimp-cup of post mortem animation

faw!!! i faw at your pimp-cup of opst mortem animation and reveal my reveal my everlasting rice-cooker of great shiny-ness,you are all now blind!!!!

i have the steak knife of life

lol. that was sweet. i can just imagine you walking into the room slowly and un-obtrusive with your head down...slowly...raising your head...and speaking "I have the streak knife of life"

To which we all gasp!

but lo! what is this in my pocket! THE GARLIC CRUSHER OF IMPURE MOTH BITES!

feel my rath! or indeed my moth...

bah! it's all useless against the shiny ladel of hypnosis

for which there could only one defense.lucky i have it at home,it's my fence of defense [sorry guys,really tired,long weekend and have just made about 30 posts and am now in need of muchos coffees]

EVERYONE! EVERYONE! HE HAS A FENCE!!! LOK OUT!

OMG!! OOK HAS A FENCE!!! WEREVEGETABLES!! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

but it's a fence of DEfense

then you have no fence

All Shall Fall to my Cheese Grater of Impure Thoughts!!!!!
Aand No Fence Can Beat The Lobster Thermador Of Flatulance

y would a cheese grater brook impure throughts? seems a bit...counter intuitive

what use that is compared to my holey seive of life death defience.

oh yeees

what are you on and where can I get some?

pork pie. your local butcher

nope...these "people" have no concept of meat and butchers...it's so sad i could cry

i pity them!

i pity them with my PALET KNIFE OF PITY!!!

intelligance +1
defence: -3
strength: -1
mana: +3

well my Angerforks* will beat you

ness - +10
punctuation - -10
spelling - -10
grammar - unlimited
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*Angerfist is a gabber (dutch so pronounced BaCH-ah-burn pronounce only the bold) DJ - very good stuff if u like that sort of stuff...which i seem to...oh if only metal knew....

i have the meat cleaver of gristley bone to cleave of your meaty head.

well i use the sis kebab skewer to skewer you like the hog you are

The Fish Slicer of Truth Seeing is all supreme!!!!!!

not against the fish pan of deception it isn;t

psh,feel the wrath of my oven mit of wrath!!!!

how will it fare agaist the tablecloth of deception?

bassicly none existing to the soup spoon of the suffragette army. They are coming to geet you.

prepare yourself for the measuring vessel of plenty

nothing compared to the salt cellar of imprisonment.

ah but what about the empty bottle of emptyness

it shall be filled by the measuring vessel of copia