Greek Words

ask me at school (limited though)
As sgt L says in your storys topic, ask him, hes a rincewind for toungues...
A taster though...
sattana=satan, the devil
Non compos mentis {looks at sgt l} you know what that means you old cabbage.

and Non tittilandus = dont tickle

Ay ist lay ist HEX...
ay

I used to live there as a kid, but I have forgotten almost all of it. Here are a few though... Using gh for gamma (gargle sound), dh for delta (hard th like "this"), th for theta (soft th like "thin"), ch for chi (ch like in "loch")

Ghaidharos - donkey
Mitera - Mother
Adhelfi - Sister
Adhelfis - Brother
Aghapi - Love
Tiropita - Cheese pastie
Nichteridha - Bat
Nichteridhwpita - Bat pie
Fotia - fire
Colo - backside
Colofotia - firefly (literally "fire-butt"!)
Moreh - Fool, moron.
Yasou - Hello/goodbye (Yia sou = luck your)
Yasas - Hello/goodbye to more than one person (yia sass = luck all-of-yours)
Kali - good
Kali Mera - good morning
Kali Spera - good afternoon/evening
Kali Nichta - good night
Oreio - Good wonderful.
Poli - very
ine - it is
soo/moo/too/tis - of yours/mine/its/his
o/i - the (male/female)

Edit: and the important ones that will get you smiles and good treatment (everyone likes a tourist who makes an effort to be polite in the local language, like saying "alstublieft" in Holland):
Evkaristo - Thanks
Evkaristo para poli - Thanks very much
Sighnomi - Sorry
Se parakalo - Please

Those are the only clean ones I can think off offhand. I do not know why these ones leapt to mind

Edit2: You can combine these words into a sentence with a few "glue" words, though I am very mad at the whole genders thing, so I am likely to get the grammar horribly wrong...

O Ghaidharos sou ine? Poli oreo ine. O kolo tou ine sa i mitera sou.
The donkey of-yours it-is? Very wonderful it-is. The butt of-its it-is like the mother of-yours.
This your donkey? It's very nice. Its butt looks like your mother.

but that's latin not greek. here's a phrase opliticians never seem to understand "mea culpa"

that last one was in fact aimed not at dewi who was in fact speakign greek..albeit modern

Cheeres all

P.S. mum works with a greek chick