Hi, I'm cucumber and this is celery *points at angua*. We are a werekiwifruittomato and a werewolfcucumber and want to take over the world. For this we have our very own werevegetable army, plus Angua's pet (the TIGER) and my pet (the werechicken). Our greatest enemies are the fences, because they make you laugh until all your brain cells are dead and people look at you weird (not in that particular order).
We actually only wrote this because we noticed that neither of us had a welcome topic, which is sad
. So we just made one, even though we aren't exactly new anymore...
hi! we are new...ish













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mwhahaha we will rule the world!!! with with help of the wereveg!!!! mwhwha
yay us
angua
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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i had a feeling you too will reveal yourself to be a pair of Meshiganes one day... well, new users, if you havent done so already, i have only one advice: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! DONT LET THEM GET YOU!!! ESCAPE, BEFORE ITLL BE TOO LATE!! RUN, YOU FOOLS!!
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thank you
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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i had a feeling you too will reveal yourself to be a pair of Meshiganes one day... well, new users, if you havent done so already, i have only one advice: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! DONT LET THEM GET YOU!!! ESCAPE, BEFORE ITLL BE TOO LATE!! RUN, YOU FOOLS!!
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thank you
thanks for the advice. but i think they already got us. who are we talking about?
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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you fools! noeth ye not that i am the father of all werevegies?!!
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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OH NOES !!!!!! This looks like WAR!!!!! I'd better run and hide before the vegetables attack.
''I'd type some smart arsed quote but I'm better than that.''
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flee you fools!! fly before my army! yoiu shall all tremble beofer the salad corps..once I turn the legumes to my bidding we shall be undefeatable
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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*yawn* is that all you got? some veggies? not exactely world domination material, if you ask me
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PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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yeah, well, that's why we've got werevegetables. they are dangerous.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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D'oh-eth! I shalt have to taketh criticalle measuresse. All haileth Angua (th) and Rat(th) Rulerth Of Ye Army O Veggies! Th.
I don't know half of you as well as i should like, and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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D'oh-eth! I shalt have to taketh criticalle measuresse. All haileth Angua (th) and Rat(th) Rulerth Of Ye Army O Veggies! Th.
in general i agree with you. but make that wereveggies please
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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one thiks this be a good time to reveal FREDERIK (the mouse within me) and the DUCK on loan from the duck man
Fear them both
I know, lets all jump of the white cliffs of Dover holding hands!
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Since were anyway revealing personality and stupid stuff we invented during thud chat secrets, i might as well add that my dual perosnality is Death and when I flicker my Eyesockets *FLICKER* IM DEATH MUAHAHAHA *flicker* see?
I don't know half of you as well as i should like, and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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eventually io shall reveal my alter egos
until then i shall remove all veggies form the world leaving a generation of weak and puny humans who grow up stunted [DeathsBlueEyesockets, would u oblige us with an evil laugh?]
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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I knew a weremarmitemarmot once...
Wasn't much of a conversationalist, but she was delicious spread on bit of toast!
"I'm only in it for the eyeballs."
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what's a marmot
btw you get your name form the poem?
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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Quoth the raven is a raven in the DW books. He usually turns up with Susan and me (ie Death of Rats), because Susan doesn't understand what I try to tell her, so Quoth has to translate. He is very fond of eyeballs... But I guess pTerry got this name from the poem.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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ah i see...i forgot...i like that poem
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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never more!
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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never say never
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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NEVER!!!
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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that's the spirit!
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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D'oh-eth! I shalt have to taketh criticalle measuresse.
ROTFLMAO!!

Looks like everyone had a good time whilst we were away! Nice to see you back on forum DBES!
And many thanks to Ratty, angua and crew for clearing it all up about henry, the tiger, fences, etc. Now confused new users (and admins!) can be pointed here to be enlightened
Much fun was had at the Jamboree; pictures soon! Meanwhile, more sleep is in order....
Lee Alley
"I could tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel"
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Slepp Lee alley, have no fear,
we can manage another day here,
and if you cant sleep, and your bed isnt soft,
we will take down Microsoft,
and if you dont like seeing Gates wearing sacks,
we will send you a nice pretty clacks,
and if the post office goes on a srtike,
we will buy you whatever you like.
i have no more inspiration, so in a Thesaurus ill look,
so meanwhile go and read a Discworld book.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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Slepp Lee alley, have no fear,
we can manage another day here,
and if you cant sleep, and your bed isnt soft,
we will take down Microsoft,
and if you dont like seeing Gates wearing sacks,
we will send you a nice pretty clacks,
and if the post office goes on a srtike,
we will buy you whatever you like.
i have no more inspiration, so in a Thesaurus ill look,
so meanwhile go and read a Discworld book.
rofl
awesome bill. how do you come up with these things?
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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Thank you, thank you very much.
i have no idea. i guess i have waaaay to much spare time
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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hehe, very good bill, i like it
Angua
You believe but what you see
You receive but what you give...
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not bad but i think u broke a few copywrite laws there
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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what copywrite laws?! its a lullaby!
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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u tell that to the disney corporation....'s lawyers!
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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dont be daft, Disney doesnt own lullabies! right?
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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[raises eyebrow] ud think that wouldn't u. u living in Israel may not realise, but when jews get together in groups called "lawfirms" they do more damage that Diane ever did (the eye patch dude who attacked egypt)
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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was that a shot?
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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a shot? dear bill! i wouldn;t shoot you...but it's true the best law firms go for jews because it seems ur good at law. and when u say lawyer to a white guy he fills with hatred...when u say jewish lawyer he fills with dread
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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oooo,jewish lawyers,the most feared professional men in the worldfor now...
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ll( )ll
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thank you for that
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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yes, indeed...now onto something completely different....
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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speaking of which, watched "holy grail" not long ago. its hilarious as usual, but whats up with the that stupid ending?
Ni! Ni!
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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what stupid ending? it's funny cos they are a huge medieval army about to attack the french, after this vast horde appears, you think that there's no way to stop them and then the cops show up and arrest them...it's funny cos it's so insane
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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yeah, that part is ok, but theres 3 mins of nothing but darkness and annoying elevator music in the background.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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huh? u sure u got a gud verison?
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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i dunno, there was only 1 copy of it in the vidoe renting place.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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get with the digital age d00d! or should i say....n00b!!1!
get a DVD or just get it off the net
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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i did get a dvd, stupid, its just the name of the place.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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well just "borrow" it of the internetx0rz
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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or just go to another dvd store
_O_
ll( )ll
_] [_
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what is this thread about btw? i forgot to check
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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ang and ratty being wierd, and something about veggies.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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ah, i see, so no real purpose?
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!
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thats for ratty and ang to decide.
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
--
Here's a llama, There's a llama, And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, Funny llama, Llama llama, Duck.
- Oscar Wilde.
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well ratty's goooooooooone
That ain't no English I ever dun heard!