i am new to thud.
my name is angus. i am very good at making up storys.
I will be on hexon's and heart of gold's team.
heart of gold introduced me to this forum by the way.
I am new

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welcome. just the usual warnings:
beware of the TIGER. if you come across it, good luck.
beware of fences, they are even more dangerous than the TIGER. in a different way though.
it is now ok to give rats coffee, they had had so much that they are now immune.
that's all i can remember right now, except for:
have fun. there are heaps of awesome people here.
and the whole thing about teams isn't decided yet and they are probably chosen at random, so i wouldn't count on it if i was you
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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don't forget HENRY
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right, HENRY. sorry about that. well, beware of HENRY, too.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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What The Hell Are TIGER And HENRY?! And Why Are Fences Dangerous?!
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
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Actually, it was Lupus one time.
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Yeah what the hell are tigers, fences and who is this HENRY person.

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not tigers, the TIGER. it's angua's pet. fences are things made usually of wood or wire that you put around a parcel of land to keep people or animals inside or outside. and HENRY is, i think, a kraken with an unusual number of arms. and i think he is purple. i don't remember exactly though, sorry, ook.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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I know what a fence is, but is it dangerous? it doesnt go around eating people, does it? or is that the TIGER?
PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED "LIVING".
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Actually, it was Lupus one time.
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the TIGER eats people, yeah. the fences merely make you laugh really hard and you can't stop till all your brain cells have completely shut down. so yes, they are dangerous.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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welcome unpronouncable one
Have fun in here, I'm sure you will.
I have moved this topic to the Thudding Drum, as it is more of a topic for that one than Site Suggestions. I hope you agree.
Happy Thudding!

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HENRY is a n octopus with 5 arms/tentacles and is purple.why are we telling people the secrets?!?!?!?WWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
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what secrets? would you rather they think HENRY is a person?
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
Save the rats, eat a dwarf!
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Right, now i am really confused.
Weckum Qweck!!!!!!!
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Why don't you try to figure out what my sig means!
Seriouly, can you understand it? Because the more confusing it is the more i want to keep it.
Scarusto
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HENRY is,and never will be [although imagine a purple man with 5 tentacles!!!!!] a man
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