<SGT-L!!> new alter ego: (also a thread for anyone to post new "names")

most of my nicknames are derived from the mexican peoples,i shall not divulge

have you ever even beento Mexico?

nope,but close as possible,i was in texas for 4 months.

Well i am known as:

Ponder: here aswell as skype sometimes
Badger: Skype and sometimes at merry UNI
Badge: skype to a certain irish fiend
Paun: Derivative of my actual name -->only called this by one guy at uni, legend tho.

on and "shaunage of the clinkle" but that is far to longer story for here.

on sundays i like to throw on a nice frock, go down to local dive bars and insist everyone calls me mrs habadasher

No you dont, Dr...

ook you are a sick little boy

and why is that?pray tell...

oh sorry i meant mr lipwig but just assumed afetr the frock part that it was you.

I dont care what you call me
i like Hex, Hexon or "the thinker"
i couldnt care less if you start calling me "the incredible mr h"
+++hex dont care+++

i don't think it would get as far as calling you that though

oh and i also get called "pondermeister" by lee. silly silly lee and his silly silly dodgeball skillz. yes. with a z. Thats a zed. not a zee. so there.

so now we know who to watch out for when it comes to dodgeball

P.S> you may also refer to me as god

isn't it the other way round?

how so

in that we refer to you as dog

how do you spell my name?

G...O....D.

i just call you quasiporcupine but if you're good, i'll upgrade you to semiechidna

wow,wouldn't that be grand?!!

yes it would Auch, yes it would

i don't understand you

welcome to the club, we've got jackets.

sigh...as u no doubt know in afrikaans, ook is also which is auch in german

well i hope you know that in every language the 'l' in sgt l stands for lame

only when u mispronounce them...it's actually a plethora of different letters but they all sound the same down there (everything south of the equator is "down there" to me

well then you should realise that you're also "down there"

but i originate form "up there" ...you konw...where God comes form

i never knew god came from hungary

well then someone clearly hasn't been listening to our propaganda. We are btw "mary's country"

really?i never knew that

well u do now. learn somehting every day. so what's your country famous for?..appart form gumboot dancing

well,let's see...SA is famous for it's helicopter,the rooivalk,the only copter that can fly upside down.

fien thats one thing...and tey ended the program

so tell me something about hungary then

we're the only country to be completely surrounded by ourselves

please explain as that doesn't make sense to me and i'm too lazy to find a map,even if that'll help...

well....see we used to be big (we maed a deal with the R.C.C. and they gave us land...but due to a sieries of military losses our current net gain leaves us surrounded on all sides by land that was ours originally but is now tempororily in someone else's jurisdiction...you must be careful in htese places...go to transylvania and call the hungarians romanian...you wont leave...ever

And it's zebra (Zeeeee-bra). And lose those superfluous "U"'s! They're silly! and unnecessary! And as for that stuff you call tea...

I can't believe I missed the Pondmeister's post back then (but you can't hide indefinitely ). As for those dodgeball skillz... hey, I'm just a 70's guy at heart! (Did I just say that?!? OMG, I'll be growing a droopy moustache and donning polyester threads next! )

Ze-bra. no zeeee. this letter/sound does not exist in english. only benny hill when hes being german

please guys,zed is the way to go,and superfluous U's are with us all the way,no matter what you say,so hey

superfulous u's! i mean o's! u can;t spell colour without u, it should be colur that looks right.....color...what a joke

like ediie izzard said re: dif. between us and brit accent

u say aluminum we say aluminium
you say leeezur we say layzurayay (liesure)
you say 'erb and we say herb....that's cos there's a f***ing H in it

but what strikes me is that the amercans still manage to mispronounce "litre" they say "Gallon"

that's cos they have to make everything their own

do i care about gallons to the mile? no. I care about Km/L nice simple base ten numbers

please don't start sprouting formulae again!!

just because you formed the feminine plural correctly I'll spare you

oh thank you oh mighty lettuce person thingy

i like the sound of that

oh, great, now you've created a monster. arent you supposed to be archenemies? and if you are, whos the good guy?

[sigh] god and the devil are arch enemies and the devil gives naked ppl bad fruit and god wipes out civilisations. you tell me who's the bad guy cos they seem on par.